Field Guide Entry #132
Gobblegrub
Stompling • Elderwood Forest • 2026 sighting
Appearance
Gobblegrub has a plump reddish-purple body with flashes of smoky blue, tiny pointed ears, little teeth, stubby feet and a magnificent curled tail decorated with the distinctive bumps and ridges common among Stomplings. His most notable feature, however, is impossible to miss: The mouth.
It is enormous. Researchers have yet to determine how something approximately 5 × 5 inches can contain a mouth of such unreasonable proportions.
Known quirks
- Gobblegrub is an enthusiastic collector with absolutely no understanding of personal property.
- Leave a ring beside him?
- Gobblegrub's ring.
- Loose change?
- Gobblegrub's change.
- Last peanut M&M?
- You should have been faster.
- He is also known to sit perfectly still for hours, leading unsuspecting humans to believe he is merely a handmade ceramic bowl.
- This is exactly what he wants you to think.
Personality notes
- Despite the teeth, Gobblegrub is friendly, cheerful and only mildly suspicious.
- He enjoys company, appreciates frequent snacks and takes his responsibilities as a countertop guardian very seriously.
- Unfortunately, he considers eating the evidence an acceptable form of guarding.